(Picture 2 different men entering a theater in 2 different parts of the world...One in California...The other in Melbourne Oz...The movie you ask?..."Twilight 3: The Gayness Continues")
In Cali Noodles is threatened and cadoodled into watching the movie...In Oz a Moawked older white guy goes in wearing a cape which reads "Oz Twilight Fan Club Treasurer."
In Cali Noodles has a low fat yogurt to enjoy his movie...No toppings cus thats how I roll...In Oz there's BBQ Roo sammiches with mayonaise/lettuce salad.
In Cali Noodles wonders if the werewolf guy owns any shirts...In Oz man Mohawked guy is asked to stop sobbing during the love scenes.
In Cali Noodles actually semi-enjoys the movie...In Oz the Mohawked guy in the third row is asked to pull up his pants by the usher or that the cops will be called.
As the kissing scene happens...Noodles wonders why all the women in the movie seemed to be hypnotized and licking their lips...In Oz the man in the third row does the same.
As Noodles leaves the movie he gets his girl the Edward the Vampire T-Shirt...In Oz the Mohawked guy buys a Edward the Vampire T-Shirt but doesn't specify for whom...But he did buy a man's large...Suspicious.
("Ha...Got that Ozzie good!"-Said the Noodles...As he goes back to updating his Team Jacob Fan Club Website)
(Picture 2 different men entering a theater in 2 different parts of the world...One in California...The other in Melbourne Oz...The movie you ask?..."Twilight 3: The Gayness Continues")
In Cali Noodles is threatened and cadoodled into watching the movie...In Oz a Moawked older white guy goes in wearing a cape which reads "Oz Twilight Fan Club Treasurer."
In Cali Noodles has a low fat yogurt to enjoy his movie...No toppings cus thats how I roll...In Oz there's BBQ Roo sammiches with mayonaise/lettuce salad.
In Cali Noodles wonders if the werewolf guy owns any shirts...In Oz man Mohawked guy is asked to stop sobbing during the love scenes.
In Cali Noodles actually semi-enjoys the movie...In Oz the Mohawked guy in the third row is asked to pull up his pants by the usher or that the cops will be called.
As the kissing scene happens...Noodles wonders why all the women in the movie seemed to be hypnotized and licking their lips...In Oz the man in the third row does the same.
As Noodles leaves the movie he gets his girl the Edward the Vampire T-Shirt...In Oz the Mohawked guy buys a Edward the Vampire T-Shirt but doesn't specify for whom...But he did buy a man's large...Suspicious.
("Ha...Got that Ozzie good!"-Said the Noodles...As he goes back to updating his Team Jacob Fan Club Website)
